Nininininininini--

your reputation with the Girls faction has fallen again. you should do a Backflip or find a Cool Bug.

*dancing queen by ABBA plays in the distance while I bleed out on the bathroom floor from 17 stab wounds*

omg music is sooooo <3 listen to music sometime

Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde

My facility encourages evil career development

mutuals, I am dropping full sized candy bars in your pumpkin shaped pail.

Good all round

*Good, all round

this baby crayfish has no goddamn idea its so popular and adored on tumblr.com

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

So it's settled? When November 2 rolls around, we're all laying facedown and blasting Caramelldansen?

no we're gonna put our big boy pants on and do the goddamn caramelldansen dance for once in our lives