"Fire. Fire everywhere."

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

“I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey” is now my favorite sentence to use in the future

“please sir” and “i will buy you expo markers” killed me

wtf

this post is just calling anti feminists racist

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Which one of you Gays photoshopped the glass slipper into a Louboutin 

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

<3 GET OUT AND VOTE <3

this is such a weird way of phrasing “Millenials go hungry because of financial crisis we caused”

“Why then do they not eat cake?”

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter