hello yes it is me

why am i reading these replies on a pip-boy

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

if i had the aladdin lamp i would ask for a genie blowjob and then a second genie blowjob immediately after. my third wish would be to increase world hunger

can you imagine plants on land in the precambrian like aw fuck yeah fish cant even eat us anymore this owns and then tictilak shows up

Fuck y’all

*eats incense stick like pocky*

i'm going to the gas station does anyone want me

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

Hello?

new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling

for the love of god please get off tumblr and talk to a real life anarchist

Shut up dragonkin

are you mad that i give better head than you

Look at that stance, he didn’t even move. Theres so much power emanating from his. He could kill anyone he wants to.