I reject your reality and substitute my own

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet

socks

make your own post

socks

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

I have no luck right now. Halp.

Why does this have so many notes

because its not one of your posts.

Roger is precious to me.

Greece is actually bankrupt up, but American’s just want to bitch about a racist flag and gun control.

Football sucks and you can suck me from the back.

This meme is completely new to me and I immediately, unironically love it.

fallacy football

Could you please reblog this if you are a witch who isn’t Wiccan?

In case anyone hasn’t heard yet, now the GOP has introduced a bill that would pull the United States out of the U.N.

It’s called the American Sovereignty Restoration Act of 2017 and boy howdy that name alone is freightening

I'm pleased that we're leaving.

Males who don’t know how to cook or clean piss me off. Their parents piss me off. Their whole ancestry line pisses me off.

They don’t piss me off unless they feel entitled to have others cook for them. Plenty of men and women don’t know how to cook, either because their parents failed them, or someone failed their parents. But as long as they aren’t like “well I don’t need to cook because xyz” I’m not angry, just kinda sad for them

I find it pathetic to be grown and not know how to cook especially because it’s something you can learn how to do yourself

Imagine hating disabled people this much

I don't think it's got anything to do with disabled people. I know plenty of dudes who don't cook because they think it's woman's work. Why get so offended about something not offensive?