Why Couldn't It Be Follow The Butterflies?

Nobody asked for it, but fuck it, I'm going to do it anyways.

Don't Piss of Severus Snape (E, 7K)

Severus Snape is not a man to be trifled with. You think Harry would have learned this whilst in school but it seems as though Snape will have to remind him. Featuring a revenge seeking ex-potions master, a sexually frustrated cat owner and an amused boyfriend.

A Morning In The Park (G, 300)

Sometimes a leisurely morning in the park isn't always as it seems.

I Didn't Peg You As The Type (T, 440)

What could be worse for Harry than losing his wife to another man? Well Draco's about to find out. Prompt: "I didn't peg you for the type"

Their Beautiful Flowers (T, 6k)

Draco Malfoy has always known he has a soulmate, so what happens when he finally meets them? A story of Draco making a promise, and doing his absolute best to make sure he keeps it.

The Unfortunate Complications of Being an Animagus (E, 31k)

After the war Harry Potter discovers the unfortunate consequences of being an animagus one day in the Forbidden Forest. What he hoped would be a quite year, is quickly turned upside down when he meets another wolf and things get ever so slightly out of hand. Featuring an exasperated Ron, a Hermione who holds all of the brain cells, an oblivious Harry, and a Draco Malfoy with a plan.

Let Me Say Goodbye (T, 1k)

Draco get's kidnapped and it's Harry's wand that is meant to end him.

A Villain With Standards (T, 1.5k)

Draco Malfoy is a villain, but he is a villain with standards.

Property of DMLE (T, 2.8k)

Draco was going to be so pissed off. Harry was seriously contemplating even telling him about this. It honestly wasn’t that big of a deal. They hadn’t hurt him or anything…. But well… Draco doesn’t exactly take kindly to people kidnapping him. And by people he means the ministry. Hopefully this time this ministry will learn to not take what isn't theirs.

A Villains Monologue (M, 1.5k)

The Monologue: the most important part of any villains plans. Sadly, Draco's monologue doesn't go quite as planned.

Come and Get Me (E, 3k)

"If you want me, come and get me." "Want you in what way darling? Don't get me wrong, both involves ropes, but it's an important distinction to make before we proceed"

From an Old Friend (M, 3k)

After everything that Harry had encountered in his life; after dying and coming back to life, after discovering the truth about the deathly hallows — never before had Harry ever thought about what Death might look like; never before had he imagined that Death might look like a little girl with pigtails.

A Memory Revealed (G, 1k)

A memory from days long past floods Harry’s mind, and he has no choice but to go investigate it’s truth.

Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 17, “blundering Hagrid, in trouble every other week, trying to raise werewolf cubs under his bed…” - Tom Riddle, Age 16.

Yes, Sir (E, 2.4k)

"Yes," "Yes, Sir" "There's no need to call me “sir”, Professor."

Harry is a brat, and Severus can finally show him his place.

Thank You for Calling the DMLE (T, 2k)

Draco Malfoy is a Villain, but he's a Villain with Standards(TM), and those standards extend to quality customer service. However, some people get more service than they bargained for.

The Chosen Cock (E, 3.7k)

Harry gives up on not being famous and embraces it instead, and now Draco is obsessed with "The Chosen Cock"

Nightwalker (E, 3k)

Severus brewed a slightly illegal potion, and Remus... Well Remus is more than okay with that now.