Wait, what was I doing again?

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

The slimy Empire bureaucrats are irritating to him.

The rebels are irritating too.

Five minutes of screen time and it nailed the point of where the character has come from the prequels. And how the trilogy is going to work.

No, but this is:

“ - you realized that was the stupidest fucking thing that’s ever tried to come out of your mouth? and wow is that a high bar -”

“Right, but here’s the thing: okay, so your sister would totally have wanted to do this, but let’s both be honest here, we both loved her, but your sister had some serious temper and impulse control problems. And she wouldn’t’ve wanted you to do this. She would have wanted to come back from the dead and do it herself. So I feel like right now, you should take a step back, and let her work towards her goal if she’s still out there to have it.” 

Human anatomy

What I Actually Learned From Writing Fanfiction:

How to build a flamethrower

Tajikistani geography

Proper cravat tying

How to convert from warp factor to mph

17 synonyms for “pining”

Sindarin verb formation

How to start a fire with laboratory solutions

Every poisonous plant found in Jamaica

Minor battles of the Crimean War

How to play the sousaphone

What a jabot is

How long it takes to fly from Jakarta to Bern

How to spot a forged painting

How to perform CPR on a dragon

Angst-written rivalries of 20th century British writers

22 French curse words

A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.

A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people. 

A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.

Suddenly all those Hinterlands quests to go round up a random farmer’s druffalo don’t  seem so silly.

Dragon Age Inquisition - doing something right.

in the first movie, when leia got rescued, she was expecting some kind of actual military operatives with things like a plan and an exit strategy and a working vehicle. this is why she was so salty about instead being rescued by basically the duke brothers and an angry carpet in a past-warranty space winnebago.