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At this point in 2020 Iâm willing to try anything
Gouge out those eyes.
My boyfriend didnât go to university until he was 28 because he didnât feel anywhere near ready when he was 18. He graduated with first-class honours, went on to do a Masters, and is now a history teacher. Itâs so much more important to do things when youâre able to fully commit to them and do them to the best of your ability than to rush to do them by an imaginary deadline.

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Honestly fuck all this âi hate Valentineâs Day because Iâm singleâ shit. Love is not just romantic. People love in so many different ways it is almost imposible for you not to have someone to celebrate Valentineâs Day with. Bake some cookies with your best friend because you love each other. Watch some cheesy romance movies with your siblings because you love each other.  Give your mom (or mother figure) a home made card because you love each other. Have a dance party to all your favorite love songs because you love yourself. Play with your dog, volunteer for a good cause, call a relative, do something nice for a stranger. There are so many ways you can celebrate love on Valentineâs Day without a significant other. Donât let anyone tell you otherwise.Â
âBabies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked upâ
Lies
Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:
1. âI am tired and that makes me angryâ
2. âI scared myself with a fartâ
3. âYou are the wrong parentâ
4. âI ran into something with my faceâ
5. âIâm facing the opposite direction then the one I want toâ
6. âI fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely differentâ
7. âI am a very small person in a very big worldâ
8. âI got scared because YOU fartedâ
Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly âyes it is very hard to be a babyâ because frankly it is
you have to remember that when youâre that tiny⌠pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them
#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it Â
Sometimes the help you need isnât the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if youâre thinking of suicide.
This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.
reminder that it is okay feel hurt by the church, to feel alienated, betrayed, and even fearful of trying to trust it again. the church as a human institution is flawed and is often guilty of doing harmful things, and itâs 100% okay to be wary of that â you are not called to adore it blindly and attend services even when you donât feel safe there. however, you are called to be a part of the Body of Christ, which is often a different entity from human churches. you are called to love and worship God and serve Godâs people wherever you can.
trust that Christ will never, ever, do anything to hurt you. no matter what any church has told you, Jesus loves you: unconditionally, undeniably, unendingly. even when trusting the church is difficult, you can always find refuge in him. you can still be a good Christian even when trusting other Christians is hard. you can still worship God even when finding a safe place to worship is hard.Â
i randomly wandered into an art gallery with live music and a full cheese spread and im going ape
if u eat it the fey own u tho
thatâs the feyâs problem
If you are saying that, youâve clearly got more bravado than sense.
i donât have either actually i just have an empty stomach and the ability to make my presence everyoneâs problem

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As a society, we need to stop assuming that everyone enjoys drinking alcohol.
Lmao @ people who think Iâm ridiculous for this post. Iâm defensive because alcoholism is a huge issue. Everywhere in the world. Not to mention, I know itâs hard for some of you fucks to believe because of how widely accepted alcohol is, but there are a HUGE amount of people who have personal issues with alcohol. Either being recovering or previous alcoholics themselves, having a close personal tie with someone who abused alcohol, growing up in an unstable alcoholic household, having DEEPLY EMBEDDED family or spouse issues ALL because of alcohol. FUCK OFF with your me being so offended bullshit. Just assume people are sober till you find out on **their** terms they arenât. Donât expect that everyone likes to drink. Just like you wouldnât expect that everyone likes to smoke cannabis, why would you do it with alcohol? (Thatâs rhetorical, itâs obviously because basically everyone assumes the entire world enjoys drinking). Itâs not hard. Donât offer people drinks unless you know they drink. BYE.
My favorite response when I tell people im straight edge is âwhat? Youâll never drink ever? Not one drink? I donât believe you.â And theyâll laugh And Iâll look them straight in their fucking eye and tell them both my parents, and my aunt are recovering alcoholics. The rest of my family? Has never tried, nor ever got the chance to recover from their addiction. Itâs by some miracle my mother is alive right now because she drank so much her liver stopped working. She was in a coma for two weeks. The doctors almost gave up on her. My dad was an abusive drunk and then turned to hard drugs and that certainly didnât help anything. My 3 younger sisters and I were almost put into foster care because of the both of them. I was only about 14 at the time. Making my youngest sister, 7. And because of all of this my family went bankrupt and we were almost homeless. All because of drinking :)
That usually shuts them up real fucking fast but, I shouldnât have to explain that to anyone. I shouldnât have to defend my (perfectly healthy!) choices!
If someone tells you they donât drink, itâs for a fucking reason. Donât be a dick. Casual alcoholism is a huge fucking problem in the world and its scary that most people canât see it.
Also, some people just⌠donât like drinking. There are people out there who just genuinely do not enjoy drinking alcohol. They donât like the taste, they donât like being impaired, and they have no desire to try to force themselves into enjoying it just because someone else thinks itâs âweirdâ.
There are all kinds of reasons that someone might not choose to drink, and all of those reasons are valid. Thereâs nothing wrong with it, it doesnât mean they âcanât have funâ, and I guarantee you theyâre not judging you for drinking. And if they are? Itâs definitely not as much as theyâre being judged for not drinking.
Donât try to force people to drink. Donât assume everyone likes to drink. And if someone says they donât drink? Donât force them to explain why just to get you to stop hounding them.
There are plenty of reasons to avoid booze and the particulars of someoneâs reasons are none of your business. Nobody deserves to catch crap because they donât imbibe.
the culture of alcohol is disgusting and i want it to stop
Decide in your heart of hearts what really excites and challenges you, and start moving your life in that direction. Every decision you make, from what you eat to what you do with your time tonight, turns you into who you are tomorrow, and the day after that. Look at who you want to be, and start sculpting yourself into that person. You may not get exactly where you thought youâd be, but you will be doing things that suit you in a profession you believe in. Donât let life randomly kick you into the adult you donât want to become.
Astronaut Chris Hadfieldâs answer to the question âAny advice to a young person who wants to get into this field?â, from his spectacular reddit IAmA (via apoplecticskeptic)
Meet the Midwife
me, talking about my trauma: haha yeah it was no big deal tho i donât really care itâs whatever honestly
somebody: validates my trauma and says i shouldnât have had to go through that
me, suddenly crying: huh. weird
I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like âI was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fineâ and then like fifteen minutes later theyâll be like âA cashier at a clothing store wouldnât take my expired coupon, this is a PERSONAL AFFRONT and you have to help me get them FIRED.â
Like. Are you sure you turned out fine, though? Cuz like. It seems like maybe you didnât.

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âHey guys, Iâm sorry, my husband broke a plate when he was making breakfast and cut himself pretty badly and I had to run out and buy super glue to try to stop the bleeding.â
The reasons why Iâm late to work always sound made up.