anti-cosmic prince of death!!!

Paranoia is kind of funny when somethings actually happening like damn they probably are coming for me

While I do appreciate the sound that drop tunings produce I do not respect them as entities and believe them to be greedy in nature. C#G#C#F#A#D#? I suppose understandable, very boastful though. CFA#D#GC? Completely unreasonable. ADGCFAD? you are a liar and a thief

I haaaaate writing dialogue for smut fics after the long narration about everything thats wrong with them why cant it just skip to them taking their pants off why they gotta say shit

Evil women keep coming into my life and using me as a vessel for their evil deeds and I can't even be mad because I love when evil women control me and I keep letting them

Ofc he always got some bullshit on too just getting straight clowned by a man in a cardigan

Is there a different term for autistic meltdowns like just had the most embarrassing toddler ass temper tantrum ever and I gotta call it a fucking meltdown oh my god if I had a wife people would be telling her to divorce me I feel like Chris chan

Didn't even get my mac n cheese btw