sobj 😼

we need more popular music w the harmonica and the organ and the accordion and the steel pan guitar and the mandolin

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon

From all of us, thanks for trying.

Official Post of Massachusetts

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way