HellaTurntJelly

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

Shit this is important SIGNAL BOOST THIS THANK YOU ALICE

BOOST. FUCKING BOOST.

ALWAYS REBLOG

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image

any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating

Or if they have a knife for a tounge

yeah. or if they have a knife for a tongue.

I still get hate for this. Keep sharing it!

This includes mobile “gaming” like Candy Crush which messes up the whole metrication you dumbass. Use your common fucking sense, Karen the soccer mom isn’t playing Overwatch.

this website is wildly out of control

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

LISTEN CRUSTACEOUS cheapskate SQUIDWARD’S LIVING AT my house YOU’RE NOT GONNA HIRE him back BECAUSE A STUPID DIME

this video was exactly the perfect final straw to send me over the edge for good I’m quitting my meds there’s no point now

Speaking as someone that spent six or seven years working in the motorsports/automotive industry, this is the most true comic I have ever seen in my entire life.

This is the cutest!!!