free drinks and bad advice

goo

Not his name

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

as per my last straw,

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

realistic coworker conversation

you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

fuck yesss 👍

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe