wingardium leviosa

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck

Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him

What a favor, indeed

Excuse me?!

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

i just need some peas and quiet sometimes

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

as the french say, merci goku

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to