and the usherettes a rockstar

love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

Greek myth retellings have this weird conflict of like. Trying to 1. Adjust them to modern progressive values, when they were written in the sociocultural context of an ancient society that simply Wasn't a Liberal Utopia. Which leads into 2. The marketable urge to make everything an escapist fantasy, especially for women & queer people, when a lot of these stories are like. Sexually violent and it's kind of the point and you lose a lot when you make it Not be about sexual violence. Consent Persephone comes to mind but this keeps happening

And what really makes Me crazy is that Bad Things Happening doesn't preclude a story from being #empowering & I dare say it would be more meaningful from that angle. But whatever. Persephone Consensuaia is something of a modern folk figure representing kind of nothing

From the queerness angle, I understand finding comfort in the knowledge we have always been here, that's a lot of what drew me to greek myths as a teenager, However . We can have some nuance here. Like, pederasty is maybe Not It. A lot of greco-roman homoeroticism is tinted through the lens of a misogynistic social context. Etc etc. I'm not #cancelling greek mythology I just think we can Think about it harder. Sanitizing it to fit our own modern sociocultural context feels .... WEIRD? Also you end up stumbling ass backwards into More Misogyny a lot when you do this (i.e. what a lot of you are doing to Demeter when you make Persephone into a disney princess. If she's to be Feministly rescued by a man, she must need a wicked mother, no?)

You FAILED! [You stole fizzy lifting drinks] Your feminist Persephone retelling follows the disney princess formula! You LOSE

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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homestucksexcanons is a great website because you get to see people fumble awkwardly to contort sexual content in a story not designed to arouse anyone into something that matches their personal interests/what the believe sex is supposed to be.

troll relationships dont have tops, they dont have penetrative sex, and thats not what that word means anyways. jack noir is not a submissive, he is being abused. these charactars are nearly all sexually traumatized teenagers they are not doing any of this.

oh okay i get it so when it's a girl it's "fujoing out" and it's woke and empowering but when it's a man he's merely a cuck and it's to be mocked. and you tell me misandry isn't real

some of this cuck shit goes so far that it starts to get genuinely silly like i get the reason why you wanna show that everyone involved is happy and agreeing to this and i don't doubt that they're getting pleasure out of this but like bro they locked you in chastity then used your credit card to take a vacation trip without you and she's wearing her wedding dress and he's telling her to take off her wedding ring and staining the dress with his cum meanwhile you're picking up extra shifts so that they can use more of your money to stay an extra few more days knocking up your wife in the honeymoon suite. like what's next are they gonna link up with your childhood crush? they gonna castrate you next? what is the endgame here.

like i am a masochistic submissive person when it comes to sexuality i understand it but at the same time is the end goal here to just die. like just die end be forgotten. like the urge to be treated poorly evolving from physical and verbal but to existential and spiritual. like no it's not enough that my partner is fucking someone else i also gotta lose all my money and lose my job and cum while signing the divorce papers and then die and be cremated and have no one claim my remains and have my name stricken from the record of history the idea of being existentially removed from all conciousness is soooo hot. you think you just want your partner to have sex with someone else and soon you're popping boners to the idea of being cosmically disappeared back to the future style

honestly i was exaggerating most of this just bc cuck fantasies tend toward extremes and that makes it funny bc it's not like anyone's getting hurt who doesn't want to be hurt, but a frightfully common one is "i got your girl pregnant, hope you can afford it bc i'm not paying child support" bc like genuinely actually what is the endgame there. you gonna raise the kid the whole time knowing they're a product of fetish play? is the bull gonna come swoop in on father's day to hang out, give the kid the ps5 on christmas while you can only afford to give the kid socks? you show up to the parent-teacher conferences meanwhile the wife getting dicked down again? like how does that fantasy work

i'm not sure if it's the best way to deal with your insecurities but i doubt that sexualizing them is the worst way to go about it

for instance, if you take a man insecure about his height and masculinity, i'd rather him make a porn comic about a world where everyone shorter than 170cm tall loses legal bodily autonomy than like, murder a bunch of women. this is called "harm reduction"

feeling insecure about your height as a man but instead of turning to andrew tate you pick up a pencil and draw multiple comics going "imagine a world where if you're under 170cm in height you're forced into sexual servitude" like hey whatever works for you ig