birb!!!!!!!!!!

tumblr? yeah i sure am hahahah (help i fell down the stairs)

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its so crazy actually being productive. like. i just sat down and did work??? without getting distracted??????????

stress is like drinking nitroglycerin because both are making me explode

my brain is a poorly run business and right now the unpaid intern controlling the socials is in charge

all the world is a stage and i'm the sole audience member and director because the world is for my enjoyment solely

sucking on my salt lamp so hard it accidentally gets sucked into my throat and makes a salt lamp shaped lump

im so fucking eepy im such a fucking eeper im fucking going nai nai im such a mimimicore eepy snoozer its my fuckin bedtime and im a fuckin huge eepy princess

if you see this post, the algorithm is sending you a message. unfortunately that message is to go fuck yourself

call me an open world npc because i got 3 lines of dialogue and will actively get myself killed

any proof is subjective proof if you plug your ears and go lalalalala

ragebait the ragebaiters. make them mad. prove your superiority. be petty. "fighting fire with fire just makes more fire!" bold of you to assume i dont want more fire

just bashed my head into a wall and suddenly had the urge to download this app