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How God Created Animals (via boredpanda) Previously: Dad Tweets

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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.

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To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

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I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

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Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

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Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

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One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

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This is the best band post

Everyone else go home

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Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

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Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

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Julius IdontgivaFucik

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More like Julius Fuckit

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Pyrozod’s tags for this were too hilarious not to share

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I haven’t been in band for years but this made me laugh so hard

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I haven’t seen this post in ages and I’m dying of laughter

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I didn’t think it could get better after The Foghorn Tuba Story, but it did. It got better. Bless you, MusicTumblr.

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EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH. EUROVISION IN A MONTH.

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I’M SCREAMING

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delete this

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So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying “I forgot my dog”

She forgot to bring her dog with her

To the vet

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Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

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These literally never get old.

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The most terrifying five minutes of my life, but now that it’s over, I’m kinda proud of this

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In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.

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People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

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The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

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bae: we never go out

me: of style?

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Warning! Danger! Everything can go horribly wrong!!!

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

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I FOUND IT ✊

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I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

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“I don’t like Eurovision”

“Oh, okay here’s the way to the exit”

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