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quit arguing marvel vs dc!!! we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.
There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong
okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right
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if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.
I’m literally not kidding
the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.
i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome
the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.
UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.
Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!
england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy
Ok, i’ve been seeing these all over today and I’ve been very happy, but I think “Trump wears poorly tailored suits” is the most hilarious and utterly British insult I’ve seen all day. It’s lovely.
I hate that he looks like hes about to go “WHATARETHOSEEEEE”
teacher resigned!
extremely stoned annd was trying to go to netflix and just hit enter after the first letter. what the fuck is this
caught the bae sleepin
now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(
that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak
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if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
I think about this moment all the time
Bards really be like that
I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is
i like your shoelaces
i just wanted you to know that this post shortened my life by 10 miles
i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14
so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?
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overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends
serotonin? in this economy?
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
I couldn’t even read that in my head
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.
Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.
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