if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

If a system needs to be abused for poor people to get the help they need, I don't think poor people are the problem.

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option