fuck it. we ball.

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad

everyone hates orange until they actually see her in context. "oh it's such an ugly color, too bright!" look at sunsets and autumn, look at campfires and deserts. she's the most beautiful and special part of the scene. now apologize.

"what the fuck goes on in splatoon" "what the hell is splatoon about" splatoon is about how the past inexorably affects the present. it's about gay little fish. it's about the power of self-expression. it's about terrible ocean puns. its post-apocalyptic fiction. one of the weapons is a bathtub called the Bloblobber. it's metal gear solid for kids. most of all it is about painting the ground a whole lot

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[plain text: do character genderbends/genderswaps make you uncomfortable, and are you transgender?]

grizzled dead-inside hired assassin but he never falls for the femme fatale he only falls for the Completely Awkward Guy At The Computer and it's really frustrating for him

sorry had to revise this from secret agent to assassin; I want no connotations of suaveness. i want a functioning alcoholic who hasn't shaved in days bleeding ("am I bleeding? jesus fu—") from a torso wound, passing out, gun in hand, and waking up to Guy At The Computer making a functioning nuclear reactor in Minecraft. He looks up groaning and is just like "bad news: i'm still alive worse news: i'm deeply attracted to this....person" nerd swivels around in an ergonomic chair "oh you're awake!" takes off his headset and he's wearing a loss t-shirt

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

seeing characters get twink-ified is so scary its scarier than the flaming skull