the idle brain is the devil's playground!

OH MY GOOOOOD

a very deadly carnivorous fish that lurks deep in the ocean. uses the light on its head known as the “shorb” (get it?) to attract small fish for food

at the same time, the shockler fish moves silently through the sea, so it can also surprise its prey. it mostly tends to feast on defenseless guppies for sustenance

I made a semi-accurate starscream insignia 😋

My nephew is very allergic to eggs, peanuts, tree nuts, and sesame. Last year my sister discovered all hot dogs and hamburger buns now contain sesame. Not "may contain", but listed in the ingredients. This year basically every brand of sliced bread also now contains sesame, making it very difficult to find bread items he can eat.

They're just adding it to their products, so they can just list it as an ingredient and not bother with worrying about cross contamination. And they aren't even bothering with telling anyone. Capitalism is going to kill us all.

"Which brings us back to Kellogg’s. Back in 2016, the company found a way around the added burden and expense of complying with the FSMA: they simply began adding trace amounts of peanut flour to their cracker products. Doing so allowed them to list peanuts as an ingredient of the product, freeing them from having to prevent cross-contact.

more rodimus

When u discover ur employee writes self insert fanfic about one of your old coworkers

He just need a rest