she wants to be a goblin

i can’t listen to a rich person telling me anything about staying strong ……….i’ll stay strong if you gave me $1000

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

tshirt that says WELL INTENTIONED on the front and BUT STUPID on the back

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

i wish i were a calico critter in a tiny gingham dress making pancakes rn

add me to the broth

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

criminalise golf

Joe Biden just picked Kamala Harris as his running mate imma Kermit 😂😂

We said “Defund the Police” and Biden heard “Fun with the Police” and chose a cop

Songs to listen to music to

i don’t ever comment on ppl’s posts bc it feels rude but these are hands down the best things i have ever seen in my entire two plus decades of living. thank you op