do we dare?

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

These made me feel better

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

i hate being fragile i hate being fragile i hate! being! fragile!

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

supercalifraglisticexistentialcrisis

It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…