Randomness

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

@banditthewriter

YES THIS IS THE CONTENT IM HERE FOR

Sleep is such a weird concept. You lie there with your eyes closed doing nothing, then all of the sudden your mind just stops, but you have no memory of when this happens when you wake up.

It’s not the thought of being alone in the dark that really scares you, it’s the thought that maybe you aren’t.

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

Dracula had it right; sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a hundred bats to avoid social interactions.

Art™

I CAN’T BREATHE

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”