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My fave fic typo is ‘defiantly’ for definitely because it makes it sound like all the characters have a massive attitude problem. As in “He’s defiantly coming to the party”… like wow ok, dude’s coming to start some shit

Everybody needs to step they game up I swear this shit goes so hard.

i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job

had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

What are they chanting?

@minumaja “we left the house because we care”

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

*fixes my sleep schedule* *ruins it the very next day* bro

i really do want to be productive and make something of my life but i just love… Laying Down… so much. nothing makes me happier

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