my girl eats mayonnaise from a jar while she's getting blazed

reblog with your sign + if you’re a denim jacket, a leather jacket or a bomber jacket person it for science

if the loch ness monster is ever proven to be real i’m throwing a huge party and im gonna get Fucked Up

I had no idea that was the post I’ve been waiting for

me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch

well i just got back from seeing the emoji movie. yeah, it was pretty much exactly how everyone’s been describing it – just a boring, uninspired two hour long commercial for apps and products. i was actually the only person in the theater. honesty the only memorable part was the part where the poop emoji turned and made eye contact with the camera and told me exactly when and where i would die while addressing me directly. patrick stewart referred to me by my full name and said i’d die in a car crash on my 53rd birthday. pretty weird huh? they didn’t even mention this part later on in the story so i don’t even know why it was in the movie. anyway i wouldn’t really recommend seeing it.

y'all getting specific as fuck lmao

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly