Tox!c Unicorn

dear princess celestia, today i killed everyone in pony village or whatever its called. i used guns and also knives. i love you - twilight sparkle

i do think pinkie pie would be the easiest of the mane six to have casual sex with if you were some random pony or whatever. applejack is difficult and intense to satisfy, rainbowdash is too full of herself unless youre into that sort of thing, twilight is too awkward and particular with what she wants. fluttershy dick would kill anyone not prepared and shes too shy to use it unless your reallyreally close with her. rarity is impossible to just like actually impossible satisfy so that really just leaves pinkie but thats fine because shes into whatever so however you do stuff shes going to have fun and you will too. the easiest lay in all of ponyville is of course celestia when shes in town but substituting that, its mrs. cake. dont worry abt mr cake hes into that sortof thing. i only know of this from decades of experience, pal

everyone’s always talking about head from a weird girl you met on tumblr, but no one ever talks about heart from a weird girl you met on tumblr