Incorrect Motorcity Quotes

Chuck: Making chocolate pudding.

Jacob: It's four in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Manager: It says here you are proficient at fighting ghosts.

Texas: Yeah.

Manager: But this place isn't haunted.

Chuck: Portu-geese.

Chuck: Wait. That's a language.

Mike: Portu-gull.

Dutch: Nice recovery.

Texas: Don't you mean re-dove-ry?

[hours later]

Julie: I’m using the “C” at the end of your word, Chuck.

Chuck: Which one?

Julie: Xebec.

Dutch: I still say that is not a word.

Chuck: I told you, it’s an antiquated, tri-masted, Mediterranean sailing vessel.

Texas: Okay.

[later]

Dutch: What the hell?

[Roth floats by in a tuxedo]

Mike: Allow me. [he proceeds towards it]

[after Mike's driving demonstration]

Mike: Let's begin.

Chuck: What? Well, uh, I don't know if I can do *all* those moves...

Mike: Well, if we don't try, we'll never know, will we?

Chuck: Well, maybe we could start out with, you know, something more suited to my level.

Mike: And what level is that?

Chuck: Uh, well, I'm not a master, but, let's just say zero. Level zero.

Mike: There's no such thing as level zero.

[Chuck attempts to drive]

Chuck:[dragging himself from the wreckage] How did I do?

Mike: We weren't going to say it.

Texas: Thanks, Captain Obvious!

Chuck: No, thank YOU, Captain Overused Expression!

Dutch: The nose? The ear?

Mike: Would it give you that much pleasure to hear me say 'ass?'

Texas: No, I don't.

Jacob: Okay, what are these?[holds up some cherries]

Texas: Tiny apples.

Jacob: And those?[points at some pumpkins]

Texas: You know, I do have an idea how I can make this right!

Julie: Really? Can you tell me your idea without using the words: chowder, monkey, pogo or time machine?