first date idea: we ride the cyclone then dance and sing together in the afterlife

@iveofficiallygonemad

@headlessdoe

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

my cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly

...how does it taste?

bad

I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

@headlessdoe

I don't like to admit it, but sometimes I actually miss John Green.

Sometimes I can almost hear him.

would it be too clingy of me to crawl into your lap every chance i get

Oh! There’s a cool animation when you like pride posts now!

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

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