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“I don’t put politics in my stories” is the literary equivalent of a cishet guy going “I don’t have pronouns”

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

Janka where neither of them like being touched (Jabber doesn't like being touched non-violently at all and Zanka doesn't like being touched by people he isn't super close with) but they keep touching each other to piss the other off and end up accidentally enjoying it

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

one of the funniest parts in Fellowship will always be when Aragorn approaches the hobbits at the Prancing Pony and he asks them "but how are you sure that I'm not a spy from Sauron sent to lead you astray" and Frodo's response is "Well I think a servant of Sauron would look hotter than you but have worse vibes" to which Aragorn responds "So I look like shit but I passed your vibe check, is that it?" and nobody denies it

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly