cuntboy dog

daddy who coos and gasps in awe “oh look at you kiddo” watching my eyes roll back and my back arch as he makes me cum on his cock for the first time

Imagine having your hands cut off then having to watch your poor digits be squashed

pretty older lady asks me for my address to order me food i say okayyy yes ma’am :3and next thing i know im gagged in her trunk on my way to my new forever home

does she still order you food

yea :D doggy needs her kibble!!!!

surely a LITTLE bit of pelvis breaking is good for the soul

the librarian tells you to shut the fuck up while she jerks you off

I’m normal. Ask me anything. I’ll show you.

I've got a headache, but I don't want to get up to take painkillers. What do I do?

You’re going to get a drill press and a 3/8” flat bottom forstner bit, and you’re going to verrrrry gently trepan yourself.

Let me help?

Oh, honey, you know I can’t promise that 😏

Layin down on dads truck bench seat my mouth on his cock as his thick leg pushes down on the accelerator a little faster

theres a special kinda bond between a little girl and the family dog that no one realised was in rut

the "bond" in question is the knot that's kept them tied together for half an hour

do not underestimate the power of getting beaten til you cry. in fact, go get beaten til you cry. it'll make you feel better. it'll let you have feelings you need to feel. get beaten til you cry.

”don’t tell our mom” constantly ranked as one of the hottest things you can say to a girl

Idly Suck On It Between a Girl's Thighs Because You Just Enjoy It So Much Tuesday? Casually and By Default Settle Down In a Girl's Lap and Satisfy Your Oral Fixation Tuesday? *pats thigh enthusiastically to summon you over* Give It All You Got Down There and Then Some on That Girl's Thing Tuesday?

next time u get drunk promise to come say gross things to me okay?