birthday smokes // katsuki bakugou
a/n: happy late birthday and 420 to my baaabbyyy <3 written on my phone while i was high and not home and i didn't want to bother proofreading (which may be obvious sawy) but just wanted to throw something silly out here
katsuki didnβt understand when his file had apparently been accessible to everyone in this agency. the moment he stepped through the front door, everyone had their eyes on him. he met their gazes and returned it with an awkward nod, greeting them as per usual. it may have felt odd for a minute, but of course heβd be the center of attention in this building- it did have his name plastered to the front of it, after all.
it wasnβt until he reached his office when that impending sense of dread revealed itself in the form of knots in his stomach. the moment the door swings open, his vision clouds with falling rainbow confetti and a crowd of his old peers and mentors jumping out from the shadows.
βhappy birthday, kacchan!β izuku cheered, followed by a plethora of blow horns and kazoos before he slowly pulled the door shut in front of him.
katsuki spent his day with a deadpan expression and a monotone βthank youβ on repeat.
his parents scheduling themselves into his calendar for a phone call in the middle of his work day. several people stopping by his office during his allotted lunch time. business meetings starting and ending in birthday wishes.
he just wants today to end already.
a few hours ago, you received a message from him letting you know that these βannoying ass coworkersβ had successfully dragged him out for birthday drinks after work. heβll be home late.
you jumped at the sound of the door clicking open.
βfuck,β you mutter to yourself as you shove a wad of crumpled saliva damped rolling papers under your thigh. you somehow ruined a few good sheets in the process of attempting to roll the perfect joint for katsuki- something that youβve always left for him to do.
your bare thighs laid tense under the rolling tray in your lap as you rush to pack down the flower with the end of a chopstick you grabbed from the kitchen. this was your third go, and you were sure you had it down this time around.
katsuki groans as he toes off his work shoes by the front door, tossing his jacket over the coat rack, and dropping his bag onto the ground.
βthe fuck are you doing?β he pads over to you, stretching his arms behind his back.
from behind the couch, he rests his chin on your shoulder, looking down into your lap where he watches you fumble with the cone in your hand.Β
βwhat is that?β he scoffs out a chuckle.
you could smell the alcohol under his breath as his laugh brushed past the shell of your ear.
βtada!" you beam, holding up the roll in front of your eyes, "itβs for you! special birthday roll for the special birthday boy.β
βwe already celebrated last night,β he mutters against your neck in between light kisses, βand this morning.βΒ Β
βbut you had to go to work today so i thought itβd be nice if we got to wind down together!β
you turn your head to the side, meeting his gaze as it flickers back and forth between the wonky joint in your hand and your proud expression.
your face drops and lips fall into a tight line before he bursts out in a fit of drunken giggles, drawing a scoff out of you.
βiβm kidding, iβm kidding. you know iβm just teasing.β he steps over the couch, plopping down right next to you.
katsuki takes the joint from your hands and grabs a lighter from the coffee table. he runs the flame over its body a few times before holding the filter end up to your lips.
βitβs your day, silly.β you hold your hand out to stop him, βyou get the first hit.β
he pauses and cock an eyebrow at you, seemingly flabbergasted at the suggestion.
βwho the fuck do you think i am?β he nudges your hand away and brings the joint back up to your lips.
βitβs your birthday,β you whine.
βexactly. itβs my birthday, so stop arguing with me.β
his spine surges with satisfaction as he watches you roll your eyes and reluctantly wrap your lips around the filter.
who was he to break tradition?
βmhm,β he hums, sparking the lighter.
katsuki doesnβt particularly care about getting high and it doesnβt do much for him, but placing his lips around the damp area where yours had been whether it left a lipstick stain or not made him only crave more.
you almost knock the rolling tray off of your lap when your body jerks forward, hunched over your knees and coughing out the smoke towards the ground.
βi thinkβ¦iβ¦did aβ¦goodβ¦job,β you say in between muffled coughs in your sleeve as he takes the joint from your fingers.
βgood for never paying attention whenever i roll for us,β he quips, slowly blowing the smoke out the side of his mouth.
you pout, finally setting the tray down on the coffee table and crawling up to him.
βwell, this was only for a special occasion,β you whisper in his ear, βdonβt expect me to do this again.β
βno shit,β he turns his head and whispers back, almost grazing your nose with his own, βi roll for you, and your job is to sit there and look pretty.β
he almost blushes when you suddenly lean back and go quiet, not trying to be subtle while your eyes travel down his body.
βnow that you mention it, when youβre sitting here all cute in your tight ass hero suit on your birthday of all days, you make me wanna try and roll another one just so i can look at you while i do it,β you giggle.
katsuki snorts. your tolerance has always been bad, but when youβre this high, youβre embarrassingly flirtatious.
he sets the half smoked joint down on the ashtray sitting on the side table and brings his arm around you, placing his hand against the small of your back.
βiβll give you something better to look at,β he mutters, pulling you closer to him, βbut you have to promise to keep your eyes open.β
heat crawls up your neck as a laugh escapes your mouth from the shock.
βsuddenly itβs sounding like it's my birthday.β you blush.
βnope. still mine and we got about two hours to celebrate."