haze 🌟

officially coming out as a barty apologist. free my man he did all of it but your honour you just don't know him like i do

i find barty and regulus’s friendship so funny. we have the permanently offended, supremely uptight, haughty, easily scandalised, victorian woman-esque, judgemental heir to the richest and most prominent wizarding family on one side, and then we have the sleaziest, most lewd and reprehensible ‘human being’ on the other. everytime barty forms a full sentence a year is taken off regulus’s lifespan. and yet barty is still significantly more intelligent than his best friend, and everytime regulus is reminded of this (every day) his eye twitches and he visualises how lovely barty would look without a head.

hey. don't cry. h-o-t-t-o-g-o. you can take me hot to go.

Chappell Roan npr tiny desk concert cigarette butts in her hair lipstick stains on her teeth "I didn't watch the superbowl last night who fucking cares" polaroid photo of the audience entire band in matching pink outfits and cheap blue eyeshadow + running mascara the giant butterfly necklace looking like something from claire's in 2006 trashbag in her wig tiny bedazzled flip phone Suger the webkinz "I love npr I'm serious I donate" "be bimbos ladies" she is everything she is the drama she is the moment she is a STAR she really is our midwest princess