gotta change this sooner or later.

bass pro shops needs a esports department i want to try weird mice i want to choose a desk pad i want to browse decorative rgb lighting

i had no idea

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

i said this in the tags of that other post but frotting is LITERALLY a lesbian activity. its for girls. men can go back to beating each other with hammers

i changed my mind. beating each other with hammers is also for girls. men can have a single saltine cracker

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

never trust a girl on tumblr for anime recommendations like i know you only liked this bullshit because your seven girlfriends were busy tickling your feet while mid played on screen

to like the dozen girls saying 'hahaha you should listen to me i have zero girlfriends' like okay i also dont wanna take advice from some swagless bitch who cant even pull seven girlfriends

Game where the ancient hero is awakened from the deathless sleep of centuries in the hour of their people's greatest need, only to find that civilisation is thriving and there are no obvious threats on the horizon; the game then becomes a fish-out-of-water detective sim as they try to figure out what woke them up, and also solve other, smaller mysteries along the way.

trans women are considered evil by default by both conservatives and progressives alike and both of them have to justify their logic after the fact. conservatives will talk about how trans women are danger to their women and the downfall of the western empire while progressives will paint trans women are privileged white upperclass enemies who don't understand actual opression. funnily enough they both seem to agree on the trans women being pedophiles part

Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.