Sentient Hazelnut

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

this is the statistically reasonable post, reblogging it will have no effect except for putting this post on your blog

guys this post really works! I reblogged it and it really did put the post on my blog! you need to try it!

this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more “if you really care about this minority , you’ll reblog this post” , “someone will die if you don’t reblog this” , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . it’s 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .

And then I see fics where Sif only lives and settles down with Isa after everything. HATE!!!LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IVE COME TO HATEEEEE!!!!!

He loves all of them, he wants to stay with all of them, but romance is the only way people could imagine him ever staying with even a single one of them. What a sad way to live, dooming yourself to only this type of relationship if you even want to dream about someone sticking by you