Sentient Hazelnut

(Why goose?!??)

Oh my Change, is this because the Director ate cooked goose before?!

(But that wasn't even real goose! Or cooked!!! It was blinding raw!!!!!!)

Doesn't matter, I can only hold onto this thing for so long.

(You watch as the goose attempts an escape attempt. Isabeau wrangles with the toy, earning a webbed foot to the face.)

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Huzzah! You figured out the plot twist!

P-plot twist?! What?!!

That this was actually a "goose attack" and not a "shark attack"? Did you not know?

...Of course, we absolutely did. Now you must reward us extra points.

Will do, person whose name I never bothered learning!

(Stars, your head is pounding again.) (While everyone's distracted, you take the scalpel and dig into the back of your head.)

(Ngh... It didn't help.)

Sharks aren't evil, I didn't want to contribute to anti-shark propaganda.

Truly no one is as virtuous as you, Director.

Teehee~, what can I say? I have one or two redeeming qualities.

Like passing you for this round. You did it, congrats!

(You don't blink.)

This next round is going to be a doozy~! Are you-

(Hghh...)

Are you ok-

BLINDING-!