Hazel Blue

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

after making this post, i spent the whole night riffing on the joke that "sun wukong the monkey king" was a blue collar, middle american trade, made sadly obsolete by AI. and that was funny but also kind of a letdown consider that "picklesmith" is by far the funniest item here

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

you can actually homebrew this in d&d 5e

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