Hey there, killer.

March

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

Explain.

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

inshallah he will be drank

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Have a day

have a day yeah

this is a Christmas post for you to like and unlike over and over to see the little snowy animation they have rn

“there is no straight explanation for this” neither is there a gay one. there is however an aromantic one

whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars

this post was aimed at the discourse-addled and terminally online, but i'm glad it's reaching an audience of people who are just excited about stargazing in general