Magical Crits

I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

GOD DAMNIT

Yeah

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

Just to clarify, I’m not leaving Tumblr just yet, I just don’t know what the future holds for me on this site. You can also follow TO on Twitter and Facebook, but right now I’m most active on Instagram.

stupid girls are always better than smart men and That’s That On That

yall ever talked to a dumb girl? theyre beautiful and softhearted and that makes them smarter than any man could ever dream