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pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

This is like when they donated to breast cancer research on big boobs videos I feel like one year they planted a bunch of trees idk Chaotic good?

I did my gov thesis on state parallel insurgencies in developed countries, and I think pornhub is just a violent insurrection away from qualifying 

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

why you bake me

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People in the notes are upset about “humanizing GWB” lmao

Important to note that he’s painting a series of portraits of veterans who were injured carrying out his orders in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of an art therapy program.

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it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

nick offerman being an outspoken feminist is so great because every trump loving ron swanson fan i know is so upset that their hero doesn’t hate women like they do

Honestly this should be no surprise to them because Ron Swanson loves women. The greatest part of his character is that he’s the stereotypical manly man but his greatest values are honesty and respect. If you don’t know that Ron Swanson would be disappointed in you first for your involvement in politics and second for your support of Trump, we did not watch the same show.