Generally Uninteresting

She’s so broke

who

the girl reading this

Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s combat media. Y’all hoes always fighting bout something smh

we’re just a bunch of geese honking at each other

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

(HOPS MENACINGLY AT INTRUDERS)

I laughed so hard I could barely hit reblog.

what on earth

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.