The Mind of This Particular Philosopher

hey 2000s kids do u wanna know smth that’s gonna make you feel old as fuck

frozen will be ten years old this year

if you don't booyah back i am killing both of us

Btw that rule about not trusting how you feel after 4pm in the winter or 9pm in the summer (really we should just say after the sun goes down but whatever) is only about negative feelings. if you are chilling with your best friend drinking hot chocolate and have never felt more loved and safe, that is 100% true and you can and should trust

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

Every time someone says “Babies don’t belong on flights.” parents get soooo angry. The bottom line is DO NOT PARTAKE IN AIR TRAVEL WITH YOUR INFANT UNLESS YOU QUITE LITERALLY HAVE NO CHOICE, your newborn will not enjoy Disneyland, pediatricians quite literally advise you to not plan a long distance vacation in your child’s first 6 months of life. The airport and air travel in general is unhealthy and stressful for babies. STOP BRINGING YOUR FUCKING BABY ON THE PLANE UNLESS IT IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION. It is not selfish kid-hating behavior to say “Don’t travel with your kid until they’re older and vaccinated and don’t travel with your kid if you know it’s going to be a negative experience for them.” The screaming is a secondary problem to the fact you’re lugging your fresh out of the womb tot through a bacterial and viral breeding ground to be trapped in an overstimulating metal capsule in the sky for hours.

So-called “free thinkers” when they see vanilla extract as an option in a poll