can you imagine what it will be like the day it finally happens. no one will be posting about anything else. category 10 posting event. if it happens because of someone else their gofundme page will reach over $500,000 within a day. #hopecore
luke oโneil
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It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. Godโs will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. Iโm chilling at home and Iโll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailmanโs hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden thereโs a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckinโฆ David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe weโll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralphโs heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer youโve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this canโt have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying heโs going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. Itโs gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. Weโre all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.
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