Just some guy

:D

Some older examples of commissions!

It is going to happen this year. You know what I mean. God’s will. Naturally of course. No need to come knocking on my door. I’m chilling at home and I’ll be chilling at home when it happens. Before I go running out into the streets that is. Shaking the mailman’s hand. Kissing nurses and shit. All of a sudden there’s a drumline and a mariachi band and breakdancers and fuckin… David Guetta is DJing on a rooftop if David Guetta is still alive. Maybe we’ll even get to watch it live on TV. The first flicker that something is really wrong. Slowing it down and rewinding it after like when Lisa broke Ralph’s heart. The realization in his eyes. The first single moment of self awareness in 80 years. Like a flailing panicked deer you’ve crashed your car into on the side of a snowy mountain pass. The eyes fluttering back and forth. Surely this can’t have been it. Perhaps a brief bargaining with God. God saying he’s going to pass on the deal. I do not agree with your terms sir. It’s gonna be like the Will Smith Summertime video out there. Everywhere. We’re all going to get fired from our jobs for posting. 100% unemployment. One good day.

Oh yeah, another Ep 6 update up on the ol' Patreon!

More funding we can get the more people I can hire so I DON'T KILL MYSELF and the sooner we can get these DOOONEEEEEEEEE!

I do need something for today!!! I would like to have enough to stay in for the week until May 28 hits so I can get my testosterone! Please I need something for today so I won't be outside in the heat!! And the goal I'm going for is to get $700-800! It would help me plenty this week to get things done! Paypal

So help boost so I can stay out of the heat!!

So we got news that the truck my mom's boyfriend got will be here in 4 days!! We just need to last in a hotel until it gets here 😭 this is very good news and I'm happy so if we get this truck I'll finally be okay!! So help me this last time!!! Please!!! PayPal