naruto is a fundamentally gay narrative

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

welcome to EVIL SCHOOL heres your timetable for the day first you have SHADOW MATH then after that you have CREEPY BIOLOGY then GYM

before you comment "gym is already scary on its own" consider what the joke of the post is and consider whether multiple thousand people have already said it and consider what you would feel if multiple thousand people just repeated the punchline of your joke at you for years as if they came up with it and consider making a different comment im begging you im fucking begging you

enough films about autistic piano and math prodigies that are clearly just inspiration porn. i want a movie about a schizophrenic who can shoot hoops like nobody's business

When maids and concubines do murders in historical dramas I don’t think that’s a crime. They should be allowed to do that

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

Artists making OCs be like hi look at this guy i made up he looks a lot like me and i gave him all my quirks and trauma responses and i'm making him go through the worst pains imaginable everyday. I won't be unpacking this

Genuinely why is everyone 12 now.

The worst part is that everyone else being 12 is making me more 12 out of necessity. Like what do you mean my most very strongly held and controversial beliefs now include "cover your mouth when you cough that's yucky" and "it's good to be nice and bad to be mean. You shouldn't be mean to people." That's the shit they used to get mad at me on the playground for.

They teach you this shit on carebears man. They teach you this shit on the smurfs.

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

is this about malcolm in the middle

People who recycle and put their trash in their pocket until they find a trash can and people who pick up liter when they see it and people who still cut the six-pack rings so animals don’t get trapped or choke on them and people who move turtles out of the road and people who stop for ducks and geese to cross all have a very special place in my heart. You are so good to this world and earth. I hope you know that.