Dragon's Eye

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

get a room. ok now get another room. now a few more. now add a roof and a door. yay house yay

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

@caveundertree

Reading this sentence gives me the sinking feeling that the mnemonic didn't work.

Mercury (mhm), Penus (oh no...), Uarth (...sure), Iars (no.), Tupiter (...), Taturn, Huranus (oh dear lord), Aeptune (ok this one is kinda pretty), Sluto (OH GOD NO)

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information