I want money, and all your power, all your glory.

why would the wachowskis need to buy tickets

They are supporting their local theater

what if you had blue hair and pronouns and i had red hair and pronouns and we fought in the rain

the great gatsby

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

Sorry for being scrawny with a flat ass

had a women in STEM moment last night by figuring out why the PS4 wasn't turning on (it was unplugged)

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory