bruce wayne reading his dad's diary after the night his parents died and seeing 'that fucking idiot kid wants to go see a movie. i hate zorro. i hope i get shot.'

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the character of all time. I'm almost inclined to ask "What's his fucking PROBLEM???" but he thoroughly explains his problem in every episode

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

@drukhari

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I am printing these words out and gluing them backwards onto my forehead