incomprehensibly fertile haunting ground

consensual cannibalism takeaway call that a donor kebab

I forget that most people ship things because they want characters to be in a happy relationship and not because they want them to have weird sex things with atrocious psychological consequences

“You shouldn’t glorify violence in your stories” well I’m glorifying it. Sexualizing it even.

Apparently this was my most popular post in 2024 and I want everyone to know that if you wrote a fucknasty problematic story this year, I, personally, am very proud of you

i feel like watching riverdale is like watching lost. everyone goes "ha ha jughead weirdo speech" the same way people go "lol why even are there polar bears" and it's like shut UPPPPPPPP you are making jokes about the most boring parts that actually aren't even that bizarre. jughead has attachment issues and thinks he's holden caulfield, and the polar bears are feral bc they had been brought to the island as a part of a science experiment. like it's not actually that deep. shut up. dig a bit deeper. if you're gonna joke and jape at least point out betty's gaytwin evil serial killer brothers and the threat of incest that haunts the very fabric of riverdale, or the evil swimming pool in lost.

s4 of riverdale is such a glorious thing. they said jughead and betty are going to get one homoerotic nemesis each and they are going to look like gender-swapped versions of them and also be based on donna tartt and bret easton ellis. and edgar is going to build a rocket. and hiram is going to say mija i own that jail. and munroe will be there. and there will be QUIZ SHOW and IN TREATMENT and KILLING MR HONEY. and jughead will say im not going to be psychoanalysed by someone who doesn't know the phrase tilting at windmills. and jason blossoms corpse will be there. and veronica is going to say i've never taken the trash out daddy, but i know when somethings rotten. and the auteur. i literally almost forgot about the auteur because everything else is so good too

i mean fuck i like archie i like jug i like gettin’ milkshakes i like betty i like to fuck i like time looping and gay people and the black hood i like doing riverdale shit, snort it probably would!

it's really such an experience to go from "oh this is really cool wow" to "aw man i like this so much i need to eat glass about it" i cant even pinpoint when it happened

"that tv show ended, let it go" it ended for YOU, me and my mutuals can keep coming up with text posts plot episodes that play in our heads and are considered 100% canon, yay!

sorry for posting abt how much I enjoy riverdale. I mean it with utter and absolute sincerity and it will happen again

I feel that the fundamental problem people encounter when watching riverdale is that they're viewing it as a bad adaptation of archie comics when it is in fact an almost-perfect adaptation of "riverdale", a conceptual construct that I would describe as "the platonic ideal of the phrase 'television show'"

"riverdale" existed within the collective unconscious before it ever moved thru the body of Cole Sprouse