scream 1996

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Sorry I’m late I was touching soft moss on a stone wall

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

any of the make a wish kids could have just wished for global communism but they’re all selfishly obsessed with lego and marvel

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they

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