I have GOT to stop spending $30

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

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a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

Anybody else from the US when they were little have their parents tell them, "Eat your dinner; kids are starving in India and Africa?"

packing 4 bikinis and 2 outfits does something for my soul

AND SPF

I’m this 🤏🏾 close to letting niggas have it though…

Not satisfied killing foreigners Drunk Pete decides to take out a few Americans as well.

if i'm showing you my soft side, please act like you've been invited somewhere expensive

have some decorum. take your shoes off at the door, and don’t please make a ruckus

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*