a strange cat

me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

bassist (noun) - someone who plays the bass

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

hi i remember when i first heard about you in like 2021, i was 12 years old, i thought you were this supervillain-esque hacker hiding behind a cute kitty facade and i was DEATHLY afraid that just clicking on your profile would lead you to hacking into my system and sending 10 missiles to my location. i was terrified of you. i couldnt even block you because i thought even that would trigger the 10 missiles. sorry i just stumbled across your account and it reminded me of back then. anyway i think you are awesome now and pleasee dont hack me thank you mwah

Since the Paralympics are happening and I’m seeing all sorts of people saying “See? This person doesn’t let their disability stop them!”