Has a worm ever gotten struck by lightning

Man, talk about fuck that one guy in particular.

This worm got Jurassic Park ambered into a chunk of fulgurite

as a small child I was plagued by a recurring nightmare of interlocking rings. It went away with age.

I genuinely wonder if this is where the description of Thrones (the weird ring-angels) comes from.

Now, I know what made me wake up screaming for my parents as a child. Neat!

Ihab Hasan makes me feel stupid. He uses the big boy words and sometimes he's like "ok that words too big for even me, I'm going to put in brackets it's definition" At least he name drops entire paragraphs of references to go look at.

"Hence, too, his recourse to paradox, paralogy, parabasis, paracriticism, the openness of brokenness, unjustified margins." He has a style, and that style is Synonyms.

Ihab Hasan makes me feel stupid. He uses the big boy words and sometimes he's like "ok that words too big for even me, I'm going to put in brackets it's definition" At least he name drops entire paragraphs of references to go look at.

"Hence, too, his recourse to paradox, paralogy, parabasis, paracriticism, the openness of brokenness, unjustified margins." He has a style, and that style is Synonyms.

Ihab Hasan makes me feel stupid. He uses the big boy words and sometimes he's like "ok that words too big for even me, I'm going to put in brackets it's definition" At least he name drops entire paragraphs of references to go look at.

"Hence, too, his recourse to paradox, paralogy, parabasis, paracriticism, the openness of brokenness, unjustified margins." He has a style, and that style is Synonyms.

Ihab Hasan makes me feel stupid. He uses the big boy words and sometimes he's like "ok that words too big for even me, I'm going to put in brackets it's definition" At least he name drops entire paragraphs of references to go look at.

"Hence, too, his recourse to paradox, paralogy, parabasis, paracriticism, the openness of brokenness, unjustified margins." He has a style, and that style is Synonyms.

I would love to see a fantasy novel where the lore that the reader / protagonist learns at first is not true

e.g. they're told that this kind of creature has some kind of psychic or pheromone-based "mate bond" that cannot be broken; but it turns out that's a popular myth that has never been scientifically substantiated, and is basically used to keep people in bad relationships (basically the equivalent of "human women are biologically submissive")

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

I have a bad feeling at the though of ignoring the potat.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

You know what I could use some luck

I just need enough cash to finish my studies, man, please

Furby horror stories were not a form of entertainment I thought I needed

hey pal while you're down there. this is awkward because you're a bear, and you're under my house and I feel like I shouldn't intrude, but. well I just hate the crawlspace so much and you seem to be fine with it. what I'm trying to say is can you just run this network cable over to the living room for me thanks

Imagine you hear that late at night and you assume you have racoons living down there until you hear the unmistakable growl of a bear

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

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Normally I like AND reblog, but I read the post this time. I’m asexual but even if I wasn’t I would support you.

I’ve re-bloged this so many times but here we go again

Where else would they be straight people have a hard time understanding them so they deserve a community that accepts them