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plausible deniability buddie platonic dry humping

buck comes after 2 strokes the first time they have sex btw

in season 10 buck and eddie should meet a pair of girl best friends and start dating them (it's so convenient and great because they can all just hang out together!) and then a few episodes later they both get dumped on the same night because it turns out their girlfriends are in love with each other and one of them finally confessed and then buck winds up at eddie's door and eddie (in his underwear again for some reason) lets him in and they drink beers on the couch and theyre like ha ha just our bad luck. and learn nothing

oliver and ryan both drinking red wine. ok

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

eddie should be pressing his face into the back of bucks neck while pawing at his apron covered front

eddie always falling asleep with one hand up the front of buck's shirt cradling his emotional support tit in his huge palm as he drifts off

remember when the sheriff insinuated buck and eddie were married and eddie only corrected him about what name buck goes by. and in response he said “cute. my wife calls me woody”

when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache